|I'm excited about my new job.|
Today my boss smiled at me.
Don't call me a biker, I am a cyclist
- Cyclists prefer a quiet ride - bikers love to hear the hog set off car alarms
- Most cyclists wear helmets during a ride - most bikers believe hard hats are for pansies
- Cyclists ride from coffee shop to coffee shop - bikers ride from tavern to tavern
- Cyclists often head out at 7am - bikers head home