Many people start by reading the sports pages, I start with the financial pages

Al is taking care of his stocks

I've got 99 new neon tetras in my bag for my fish aquarium

Mary has bought Neon Tetras for her aquarium

I've had a fabulous hot tip for the next horse race

A horse racing tip

Oops, I forgot to feed my aquarium fish this morning

Lisa's aquarium fish are starving

Our division of labor: My wife cooks and I vacuum

Allan the cleaner

My new co-worker makes me laugh all day

Vicky is always laughing

Something tells me that girl is dangerous

John is suspicious

Interesting news? It's a Donald Duck magazine...

Mickey Mouse fan

I'm lost, probably because i went off the train on the wrong station

Wendy is lost

Sometimes you feel cold, even if it is warm

Spencer has caught a cold?

My granddaughter has got her second name from me

Proud naming

I did not get a ticket for the match tonight

No soccer game tonight

I feel dumb every time I have got a fresh hair cut

Martin feels unsecure in his fresh hair cut

All my life I've been carrying things

Elsie is always migrating from one place to another

When I woke up, I remembered going to sleep two days ago

Jimmy is a sleeper

The last time I holidays with moped

Glenn and his moped

Now I've waited long enough

Going back home

Everytime I meet that guy, he looks at his feet

Gertrud, talk to him! Talk to him! 

My first real EAGLE.

...and I'm not playing golf!

Mine is bigger than yours!

Ritva has got a big dog

My son in law is an asshole. My car broke down,and he didn't offer to drive me to the station

Alice took a cab to the station

I've three hours to spare, but no suggestions for who to spend my time with

Laura is lonely

I love to clean and can never come home early enough to start

Sara, the cleraning woman

I'm on a vegetarian diet for a whole month

Henry, a temporary vegetarian.
Gesture drawing on iPhone

Tonight I have a date, a blind date

Mary has a blind date
Gesture drawing on iPhone

This morning I borrowed my mom's lipstick

Like a dueling cowboy, I'm prepared for an attack

Gesture drawing

I keep running but I feel my legs are stuck

Gesture drawing